Letter to S.T.A.R.S. Members is a file in Resident Evil 2.
Inside the Armory.
Letter to S.T.A.R.S. Members
To my bestest S.T.A.R.S. buds,
How are you all doing in that drab, old station? Hanging in there against old Irons? Me? I just got back from a date with a hot chick. Bet you can guess what we got up to under her extra-large umbrella.
Europe is amazing. One month is in no way enough to even scratch the surface. Maybe I'll extend my vacation for another six months.
Barry, don't you even think of coming to join me. Wouldn't want to make all the cute girls cry, yeah? So you just leave the babes to me.
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