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Resident Evil 4 (2005)[]

Quote Prompt Sound file
"Over here, stranger!"
"Got somethin' that might interest ya'!"
"Welcome!"
"What're ya buyin'?" Upon viewing the "Buy" screen
"What're ya sellin'?" Upon viewing the "Sell" screen
"Not enough cash, stranger!" Upon selecting an unaffordable item
"Got some rare things on sale, stranger!" With new weapons in stock
"Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!"
"A wise choice, mate! Its ammo will penetrate just about anything!" Upon selecting the Punisher handgun
"Ah! A choice of an avid gun collector! It's a nice gun, stranger!" Upon selecting the Red9 handgun
"Ah, an awesome choice, stranger! It's got a 3-round rapid fire capability. Although, it uses up ammo rather quickly." Upon selecting the Matilda handgun
"Stranger! Stranger! now that's a weapon!" Upon selecting the Rocket Launcher
"Not only will you need cash, but you'll need guts to buy that weapon!" Upon selecting the Mine Thrower
"I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'! You know what I'm talkin' about!" Upon selecting the Broken Butterfly Magnum
"Stranger?! Ha ha! What do ya' need that for? Goin' huntin' an elephant?" Upon selecting the Handcannon Magnum
"Is that all, stranger?" Prior to buying or selling an item
"*laughs* Thank you!" Post purchase/sale of an item
"Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!" Selling a valuable item
"Come back anytime." Leave

Resident Evil 4 (2023)[]

Quotes Prompt
"Over here, stranger." First line in the game.
"Let's do some business then, eh!" First line upon walking up to the merchant.
"You have the stench of battle on you, mate. Heh heh."
"I've got some new items in stock, heh heh. Come, take a look!"
"Heh heh. Having a rough day, stranger?"
"'Gun' rhymes with 'fun' for a reason, stranger!"
"I reserved some items, just for you! My other customer doesn't know about these, heh heh heh."
"Welcome!"
"Took care of a request, did you? I can tell by the look on your face." Walking up to the merchant after completing a request.
"Good stuff, stranger!"
"I see you're done with a request, today is gonna be a good day!"
"Heh heh heh, I knew I could count on you." Completing a request.
"I knew you were a go-getter!" Completing a request.
Well, look at you, mate!
"Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!"
"Got something new for ya."
"My back is killin' me. Years haven't been kind to us, I suppose."
"Oh, what're ya buyin'?"
"Rubies or rubbish, it makes no difference. The price, well, that's our choice to make."
"Your valuables won't do you much good in the grave."
"Well then. What can I do you for?"
"What you see is what I've got."
"Not seeing anything you like, stranger?" Waiting
"...You just gonna stand there or what?" Waiting
"Time is money, mate." Waiting
"Take all the time you need." Waiting
"You'll get some bang for your buck, I guarantee it."
"That cash in your pocket or your life? Easy choice, mate."
"What's that? How have we procured these curiosities? Heh heh heh, you don't wanna know, mate."
"Having trouble deciding, are we?"
"Moldin' a weapon to suit your specific needs, oho! It's a thing of beauty, innit?" Inspecting weapon upgrades in the Tune Up section.
"All my wares are in tip-top shape, I assure you." Inspecting weapons in the Buy section.
"Why not try your hand at a new gun, stranger? Might save your life..." Inspecting weapons in the Buy section.
"If you want a fightin' chance out there, you best tune up your kit!"
"My advice? Get them to bunch up, then send them flying with a blast of this! Heh heh heh!" Obtaining the W-870.
"That's an exemplary firearm right there, stranger. Not the best, sure, but she'll make you an ideal companion." Obtaining the Blacktail.
"I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shootin'. It's about reloadin'. You'll know what I'm talkin' about." Obtaining the Broken Butterfly.
"Honestly, this might be the only gun you need." Obtaining the Killer7.
"Heh heh, good instincts, stranger!" Obtaining Matilda.
"This'll give you a three-round rapid-fire capability. Although, it uses up ammo rather quickly." Obtaining the Matilda Stock.
"Not only will you need cash but you'll need guts to buy that weapon." Obtaining the Mine Thrower.
"A wise choice, mate. Its ammo will penetrate just about anything." Obtaining the Punisher.
"Not my place to say, really, but sometimes things are more interesting if you keep a level playing field, don't you find?" Obtaining the Rocket Launcher.
"You'll be shooting off some nasty fireworks in quick succession with that!" Obtaining the Striker.
"Wish your enemies sweet dreams from afar with a bullet straight through their heads, mwhahaha!" Obtaining the SR M1903.
"This gun turns heads into pumpkins, mate. Take this for a rampage through the patch, heh heh!" Obtaining the Stingray.
"Ah, that there's a real boomstick, mate. It'll reduce your targets to a bloody pulp!" Obtaining the Riot Gun.
"Oho! You'll cut through the crowd with that right there." Obtaining the TMP.
"Fast. Powerful. Reliable. Can even be fitted with a scope! What else could you want, am I right?" Obtaining the LE 5.
"Heheh, well now, time to cause some mayhem!" Obtaining the Infinite Rocket Launcher.
"Stranger. Stranger. Now THAT'S a weapon." Obtaining the Chicago Sweeper.
"Stranger. What you need that for? Going huntin' an elephant?" Obtaining the Handcannon.
"That shorty's very easy to handle. It'll be perfect for you." Obtaining the Sawed-off W-870.
"Ooh, that beauty shoots arrows tipped with explosives. You'll get quite the fireworks display, heh heh heh." Obtaining the Blast Crossbow.
"That there's pretty big. Enough to get the job done, surely."
"I don't always have this in stock, stranger." Buying Resources(S)/(L) or an Aid Spray.
"Stocking up while you can? Wise choice." Buying Resources(S)/(L) or an Aid Spray.
"Go on, take this as well. Free of charge!" Buy an item with a promotion.
"We've been saving that one for the right customer!"
"Pleasure doing business with you." Selling an item.
"Thank you!"
"We like our herbs, we do. Heal a man, kill a man. They do it all, heh heh!" Inspecting an herb in the shop.
"Knife needs care every once in a while. Could be the difference between life and death." Damaged knife.
"Give that the care it deserves, mate." Repairing a weapon.
"Good as new." Repairing a knife or the Body Armor.
"Crossin' your t's, dottin' your i's. That's the way to be."
"Dazzled, are you? Our craftsmanship demands no less." Tuning up a weapon.
"See how that feels, mate. Fella like yourself should notice the difference right away." Upgrade a weapon.
"We're starting to get an idea of your tastes, friend." Upgrade a weapon.
"You've got a soft spot for treasure, eh? Yeah, that's the way." Trading spinels.
"An interesting choice. I-I mean it in a good way, of course."
"Not enough cash, stranger!" Not having enough pesetas.
"Come back when you can actually pay, mate." Not having enough pesetas.
"Without the necessary funds, I'm afraid we don't have a deal!" Not having enough pesetas.
"This ain't a charity!" Not having enough spinels.
"That won't cover it, I'm afraid." Not having enough spinels.
"Save up, then we can talk." Not having enough spinels.
"So, which weapon will you be givin' a shine to? Give us a shout when you want to tune it up." Obtaining an Exclusive Upgrade Ticket.
"You 'ave a ticket, do you? Nice. Choose a weapon, stranger, and I'll make it sing." Having an Exclusive Upgrade Ticket in the inventory.
"You've exhausted our normal range of services for this weapon. If you're interested in something more... well, you catch my drift." Fully upgrading a weapon except for the exclusive upgrade.
"That's about all I can do for this weapon. Although... no, never mind."
"Well, we've given this one all we have to give! Treat it with the respect it deserves, yeah?" Exclusive upgrading a weapon.
"Oho. A fine selection."
"It doesn't get any better than that. It's a veritable work of art, mate!"
"That is a top-notch weapon! You really don't settle for anything less than the best, do ya?"
"I don't believe it. You went and did them all! I guess everyone needs a hobby..." Get every upgrade for every weapons in the game.
"Anything else I can 'elp you with?"
"Will that be all, then?" Close menu.
"Come back anytime." Leave.
"Now go and cause some mayhem, eh! Heh heh heh!"
"I can hardly contain myself! You're really gonna do it, stranger!"
"Might want to take care of any leftover errands before going this way."

"Be a shame to live the rest of your life wondering "what if"—am I right?"

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